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Laura Elizabeth

Laura Elizabeth


Friends, Family, Fun Times, Unforgettable Moments, and Luke Bryan




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aamdna:

The 28 year old mechanic just texted me after I never responded to his “do u like older guys?” uhh




anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

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becky-fitness:

  • Saying no sometimes
  • Wanting to be alone sometimes
  • Saying no to sex
  • Saying yes to sex
  • Not being sure about your life career
  • Deciding to study instead of going out
  • Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
  • Ending a relationship that is hurting you
  • Not liking the things everyone else likes




crazyflux:

following back all similar blogs & promoting a few new followers!







justsexypics:

His Hands.

I remember the first time I realized how much I liked him

He brushed his hand against mine as he asked me a flirty question

And it made me weak in the knees.

Then there was the night he first held my hand

I wasn’t expecting it

We were just crossing the road

Next thing you know

His hand is wrapping around mine

And suddenly all of my mind is focused on my left hand.

I remember the first time we kissed

Those same hands traveling over my body

Pulling me closer to him.

And then there was the night we first made love

Those hands slowly spreading my legs open

Holding my face as we kissed

I remember how those hands wove into mine

Just like this…

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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)



theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT







lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted





sparkellyskellyton:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

Healthcare is ridiculously expensive. I sit around all day and bill people for it. It’s such a business it’s unbelievable.



ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god








deflaw:

dielikeyoureliving:

dark-shade:

OOOOOOOOOOOO TRANSPARENT

looks awesome but i cant figure it out… is this supposed to say a word?

no they’re all just symbols we make with our fingers/hands